"You Like Apples?"

Me and a friend/coworker were talking about movie lines that you would like to use yourself one day. He brought up Good Will Hunting, when after a confrontation with another guy in a bar Matt Damon ends up with the girls number. Later on in the night seing the guy that he was just into it with in the bar he says "Hey you like apples?, I got her number. How about those apples!"

Wouldn't that be great to be able to use that someday. My problem is that when that comes along, I will forget about it, and then kick myself for forgetting it later. That is where I am on this blog, all the great things that I had tried to remember whenever I decided to do this, I forgot. Just hold on while I jog my memory.

"If everyone else jumped off a bridge", then get me a towel!

That is right, here I am. I can not let everyone else be in on the whole blogging thing with out me. I am sure that you my blog readers are dying to hear my funny stories, even if they are only funny to me. I will try to bring a variety of posts not just banter on about kids, work, guitar stuff, flatulence, youtube videos, or any other topic. I want to bring all that and more, so lets prepare for take and get our tray tables to an upright position the smoking light is on, Smoke 'em if you got 'em!